February 2011
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When you're sat down watching TV and a crazy ass...
Bitch i didn’t ask for 3D.
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
... Must.. do... homework...
Except I can’t… @.@ Okay last one! I actually laughed at this and I usually don’t. I just laughed cause somehow.. its how I feel when i’m playing on xboxlive… wheres my sandwich! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQnIJ-ljctk Alright back to biology and how glycolysis is essential to life…
Feb 26th
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When someone says "So.... tell me about yourself"
You’re like: What do I say? “Oh my God, Who am I?”
Feb 26th
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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When somebody calls your name.
yvvil: farbeyondthestars: Expectations: Reality:  So me.
Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Sickness!
Someone: Do you have a cold?
Me: I'm fine. My nose is overflowing with awesome and I had to get it out.
Feb 21st
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So I found out
jenny |ˈjenē| noun ( pl. -nies) 1 a female donkey or ass. 2 short for spinning jenny . I still <3 u jenny!!! :DD What I learn on vocabulary pages for charity…. http://freerice.com/
Feb 20th
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Practical Magic.
Young Gillian: Thought you never wanted to fall in love.
Young Sally: That's the point. The guy I dreamed of doesn't exist. And if he doesn't exist, I'll never die of a broken heart. And if he doesn't exist, I'll never die of a broken heart.
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Feb 17th
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ha.
Here I was going to write a huge “FUCK THIS SHIT” or “I’m fucking done” post but you know what? I am bigger than that. Figuratively and Physically. And I can’t handle the fact that I have marijuana filling up my nostrils at this point. Fucking can’t think. Well. Sorry to trouble. for this snippet. Go back to your lives, nothing to see here. Just writing...
Feb 15th
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Anti-pick up lines:
Boy: Can I buy you a drink?
Girl: Actually, I'd rather have the money.
Boy: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
Girl: Sorry, I am having a headache this weekend.
Boy: Go on. Don't be shy. Ask me out.
Girl: Okay. Go out.
Boy: I think I could make you very happy.
Girl: Why? Are you leaving?
Boy: Shall we go see a movie?
Girl: I have already seen it.
Boy: Where have you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you.
Boy: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore
Feb 15th
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Feb 14th
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WatchWatch
saige-flyer: youarefuckedup: ex0rcism: twelveisthenewtwenty: li0nqueen: getsmashed: gailweasely: keepmydirtylittlesecret: sladjanablogs: graveyarddancing: ohbabyitsnatalie: WATCH THE ENTIRE THING. HOLY FUCKING SHIT.  mind fuck. whoa. lmfaowut OMG THAT IS FUCKING GR8 OH MY GOD WHAT WHAAAAAAAAAT OH. MY.GOD. lolol some awesome impressions i have to admit....
Feb 14th
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When people go 'So I called my mom a bitch'
thecryingriver: I’m like Because I know if I did that my mom would be all And then go
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