When you're sat down watching TV and a crazy ass...
Bitch i didn’t ask for 3D.
... Must.. do... homework...
Except I can’t… @.@ Okay last one! I actually laughed at this and I usually don’t. I just laughed cause somehow.. its how I feel when i’m playing on xboxlive… wheres my sandwich! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQnIJ-ljctk Alright back to biology and how glycolysis is essential to life…
When someone says "So.... tell me about yourself"
You’re like: What do I say? “Oh my God, Who am I?”
When somebody calls your name.
yvvil: farbeyondthestars: Expectations: Reality: So me.
Someone: Do you have a cold?
Me: I'm fine. My nose is overflowing with awesome and I had to get it out.
So I found out
jenny |ˈjenē| noun ( pl. -nies) 1 a female donkey or ass. 2 short for spinning jenny . I still <3 u jenny!!! :DD What I learn on vocabulary pages for charity…. http://freerice.com/
Young Gillian: Thought you never wanted to fall in love.
Young Sally: That's the point. The guy I dreamed of doesn't exist. And if he doesn't exist, I'll never die of a broken heart. And if he doesn't exist, I'll never die of a broken heart.
Here I was going to write a huge “FUCK THIS SHIT” or “I’m fucking done” post but you know what? I am bigger than that. Figuratively and Physically. And I can’t handle the fact that I have marijuana filling up my nostrils at this point. Fucking can’t think. Well. Sorry to trouble. for this snippet. Go back to your lives, nothing to see here. Just writing...
Anti-pick up lines:
Boy: Can I buy you a drink?
Girl: Actually, I'd rather have the money.
Boy: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
Girl: Sorry, I am having a headache this weekend.
Boy: Go on. Don't be shy. Ask me out.
Girl: Okay. Go out.
Boy: I think I could make you very happy.
Girl: Why? Are you leaving?
Boy: Shall we go see a movie?
Girl: I have already seen it.
Boy: Where have you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you.
Boy: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore
saige-flyer: youarefuckedup: ex0rcism: twelveisthenewtwenty: li0nqueen: getsmashed: gailweasely: keepmydirtylittlesecret: sladjanablogs: graveyarddancing: ohbabyitsnatalie: WATCH THE ENTIRE THING. HOLY FUCKING SHIT. mind fuck. whoa. lmfaowut OMG THAT IS FUCKING GR8 OH MY GOD WHAT WHAAAAAAAAAT OH. MY.GOD. lolol some awesome impressions i have to admit....
When people go 'So I called my mom a bitch'
thecryingriver: I’m like Because I know if I did that my mom would be all And then go